worlds-smallest-epsilon:

nick-nonya:

momusu-saval:

What if you put toothpaste on your dick and I used it as a toothbrush😍

How to Detect Carbon Monoxide: Warning Signs and Prevention

You may have heard of the risks of carbon monoxide (CO), but how can you check if it's in your home? Carbon monoxide is an odorless and colo

wikiHow

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iguessweallcrazyithinktho:

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clown-names:

clown-names:

fried-ferret:

clown-names:

fried-ferret:

impeachy the conservative clown

YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN

clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown

now you’ve fucking done it

the clown

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junkbot3000:

people are always talking about how in tf2 “abraham lincoln invented the rocket jump” wich is fuckihg WRONG

SHAKESPEARICLES THE STRONGEST WRITER INVENTED THE ROCKET LAUNCHER AND ROCKET JUMP

Abraham Lincoln invented stairs

awwfuckno:

awwfuckno:

Caturday no 1: baby picture of Pigeon

Caturday no 2: Pigeon right now

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junkoandthediamonds:

junkoandthediamonds:

i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing

all wonderful guesses!

but alas, no, it was:

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

animentality:

cum-rade:

The guy who shot Ronald Reagan has been selling cat paintings on ebay

He has 100% positive feedback

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ssundiall:

i hate it when you ask people to treat fat people with just some semblance of decency and you get hit with “stop promoting obesity” -_-…………….. just because you said that im promoting obesity now.

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bobacupcake:

bobacupcake:

bobacupcake:

ok but what if i

here you go knock yourselves out !!!

webgl and windows builds for now. let me know if anyone has any issues

cut content. i am so sorry i had to take it out i ran into some issues. but i promise it will make a return someday. i promise i’ll make something someday where you can eat the orbs

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alittlebitofseaglass:

The best part of the witcher is when jaskier

typhlonectes:

findingtarshish:

Neurodivergent people love pacific rim bc its basic theses are “two besties who share a braincell can pilot a mecha” and “what if crab was big”

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stalactites:

was gonna design a fishmonger character but now they are absolutely a fishfag

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